TRANSLATE BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/
- Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
- Spongebob
Squarepants!
- Well, what do you think?
Do you love it?
- Mr. Tentacles, I simply cannot express
my true feelings about your work!
- Yes, I realize my artistic brilliance can be overwhelming.
- Quite frankly...
It stinks!
- Yes, and...what?!
Now, see here!
Maybe this museum is too low-brow
for this masterpiece!
How dare you! Be gone!
- And take your putrid painting with you!
It has no place in this museum's art collection!
- Won't anyone save my precious painting!?
- Got it!
- Why couldn't it have been anyone else?
Give me that!
What are you doing here?!
- Patrick is the museum's new security guard!
And he's giving me a guided tour.
- Heh.
- Him? Security?!
Pfft! Ha!
This museum's dumber than I thought.
Hold on, Squidward...
if that pointy-headed pea brain
is the security guard for this place,
then I could sneak my artwork into the museum!
- Sneak what into a where?
- Think louder, Squidward! You're mumbling!
- Get out of my head!
- Give me that!
Bye!
- Bon voyage!
- Keep making pretty pictures!
The first exhibit on our tour is...
- Whoa!
- The employee locker room!
- Wow!
Your life is so glamorous!
- You could be my junior assistant!
- Really?! - Sure.
There's a ton of uniforms in these metal boxes!
Check it out!
Let me just get my key.
Put this on! - Okay!
Well, how do I look?
- Guard-tastic!
Now, rule number one of guarding is,
don't let visitors touch stuff.
- No touchy, no feely. Eye-eye.
Rule number B: no running!
- Single file, children, single file.
- But stampeding is just fine.
And the most important rule of all is,
don't let visitors steal stuff!
If you see anybody suspicious,
you give them the ol' stink eye!
- Now you try!
Ooh, delicious.
- You'll get there, pal.
Behold, Spongebob.
Before laughter, there was the pre-hysterical period.
- Oh, look, honey!
- What an excellent example
of the primitive security guard era.
- Ooh! I almost forgot rule number fourth!
No flash photography!
And that is everything I know about being a security guard.
- Now, I'll teach you everything I don't know.
Right this way.
- Oh, boy!
An extinct wooly mollusk!
Aw, this little guy looks like my Gary.
Meow.
Too bad we aren't allowed to touch anything.
- Pfft! Spongebob,
the rules don't apply to us.
We're security! - Hooray!
Pffft!
- Is that it? Come on.
Do something!
Why! Won't! You! Work?!
And here we see the ancient junk of the great empire
of Pat-Lantis!
Hey! No touching the exhibits, buddy!
Oof!
- Sorry about that, mister.
Ooh!
- Huh? Oh, look, Patrick! A mummy!
- Mummy! Awww.
- Uh, no, Patrick. It's not your mother...
- Love your new look! How's dad?
- Never mind.
Will those kids be okay in there?
- Oh sure, Mummy loves kids!
I think this is yours.
Single file, children.
- Ooooh.
Ooooh!
Ooh-ooh-ooh.
- Hee! Whatcha doin'?!
I'm cleaning centuries of dirt from this priceless painting.
- Going too slow!
- I think I know how we can speed things along!
- Please stand back for your safety.
Ooh!
Here you go!
- Now to hang my masterpiece.
- Ooh! I didn't know they had pin the tail on the sea-donkey!
- This place has everything!
- Hey! No flash photography!
- Yahhh!
- The winner!
- Did you see that guy? - Yeah!
No running allowed! Let's get him!
- Hee-haw!
Ah! They're finally gone!
- Hey, Patrick? I think that guy's trying to...
- Touch that painting!
And now he's stealing it!
Oh, no. Dead end!
- Stop, thief!
Ha, ha...oh!
- Looks like this case is all wrapped up.
- Thank you, Mummy. - Anytime, sweetie.
We're never gonna catch him!
- Ooh! The woolly mollusk!
- Hi-ya!
Um...
Come on.
Ha, ha! Too slow!
- Single file, children.
Single file.
- We've secured the purple-tater, over.
- There! Back where you belong.
- It's beautiful!
- You actually like that eyesore?
- Why, it's the greatest painting I've ever seen...
hanging in a museum!
- Okay, that's enough, weirdo.